Dino Deliveries

New Uber Eats rival delivers to a temple in Guanmiao.
New Uber Eats rival delivers to a temple in Guanmiao.

This temple in Guānmiào 關廟 appears to be taking in some rather exotic deliveries from the online food fulfilment division of InGen, currently being trialled in a limited number of locations worldwide. This new venture is widely expected to outperform the Theme Park segment in which they’ve dominated thus far that has suffered in recent years from several high profile incidents involving public fatalities in addition to multiple counts of high level fraud, mismanagement, and numerous Health and Safety infractions.

I believe they’re rolling with the tagline: “A Taste of the Distant Past”, with their signature menu item being christened “The Even More Impossible Burger”.

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